Mystery gave me the most wonderful of ideas today. Since you all seem to dislike one another or get pissed when someone else makes a move on your target, why don't you try this game. I've read that at least one of you likes games.
It's called Proxy Deathmatch. Here's how you play.
You seek out your fellow proxies and fight them to the death. The only rule being that your fellow proxy has to stay dead once you've killed him.
Last man standing gets all the targets.
Come on guys. You know you want to. It will be fun.