Monday, August 15, 2011

To all you proxies out there:

Mystery gave me the most wonderful of ideas today. Since you all seem to dislike one another or get pissed when someone else makes a move on your target, why don't you try this game. I've read that at least one of you likes games.
It's called Proxy Deathmatch. Here's how you play.
You seek out your fellow proxies and fight them to the death. The only rule being that your fellow proxy has to stay dead once you've killed him.
Last man standing gets all the targets.
Come on guys. You know you want to. It will be fun.


  1. LOL This might work for a little while and on less intelligent proxies, but then no doubt their master would put a stop to it, and we'd be left with the smarter and stronger ones to deal with.

  2. On the other hand it would take care of the little pests and give us time to clear our heads to try and deal with the bigger ones..
    Meh. It would be fun to watch though, wouldn't it?

  3. I guess, but I would feel sorry for them either way. They're still people, however misguided or warped. What they've become wasn't a choice for most of them. If they have to die, let it be quick. To wish them to suffer is to take whatever malice they carry into ourselves.

  4. Eternity, you crack me up sometimes..Mystery does have a point though. Most of them, and I do mean most, didn't really WANT to get proxied. But it happened to them, for one reason or another. We can't know their back stories.

    That said. I still wish something would eat Hypnos.

  5. It occurs to me that maybe the reason so many of them are such... bumblers, is that subconsciously they ARE still fighting. Something to think about whenever it's possible to take prisoners rather than kill.